20 PERKARA TENTANG HAZIM DI SASER :)

i've been tagged by zul n fairus..haha
enjoy.. :)

ONE WORD ABOUT SASER

LEGEND

FIRST IMPRESSION TOWARDS SASER N UR BUDDY ?

err..buruk jgk r sekolah ni..and..asal panas gila weh kat sini..haha.
naik dorm okay..cantik jugak dorm aku ni..hehe...tba2 ada sorang pengawas..
DZIK 7th..dia bg aku cucok udang pastu tanya..dari mana...lepas tu ramai f5 lagi masuk dorm..
zz..aku ingtkan dzik tu baik..tp..hipokrit...sbulan lepas daftar ,aku selalu main sepak2 dgn dia..hahah
sbb dia selalu sepak aku.. -.-"

TEMPAT SYOK KAT SASER ?

whaha..ada bnyak...lepak dekat dorm puchong (B203)..lepak dekat blok kediaman jebat..haha..ada je benda best yg

sentiasa jadi je kt jebat tu..haha...kantin makanan murah....padang tempat aku main rugby n lepas tensyen..
makmal komputer lama..hehe..masuk senyap2 main dota n online..
n dewan terbuka..yeah!..tempat aku main pingpong dari 9 malam - 4 pagi. :)

YOUR OPINION TOWARDS THE RULES & REGULATIONS ?

simple je..bagi aku RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN..
f4 n f5..dua2 tahun aku bwk phone..kadng2 iphone tu sbb boleh wifi kt dorm..kadang rasa cm malas nk jaga..
bawak r csl aku tu..jadi la nk msg hilang2 bosan tatkala tensyen study..ahaa..aku bwk fon smpi habis spm..ahah :)
tkpernah kene rampas..ada satu spot check hmpir kantoi..tp disebabkan ZUL pon tgh spot check kelas aku..aku bagi isyarat mata kat dia..ahaha..alhamdulillah dia faham :) tq ye zul..tp kau tetap skema..cm biaso..ahahah
aku main dota n online hmpir tiap2 hujung minggu kt dorm aku guna laptop junior..hehe
tp kalau dekat saser..aku buat je apa yg aku rasa nak buat..
kau nk halang??..cuba ah..tgk la apa jadi :)

aku okay je dgn pengawas..n aku lebih prefer "kau buat hal kau,aku buat hal aku "

..tp aku mmg %&*$ pengawas hipokrit..go to hell.
haha.. :)

EVER ESCAPE PREP ? CO-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES ?

yeah..mcm mane aku buat dulu?..aa..pergi klinik panel malam2..pastu terus naik dorm tido..ahaha..
padahal baru pukul 9...prep abis pukul 10.30 :) tp tu sekali jela..aku budak baik.haha..
entah r..aku prep x minat nak ponteng..sbb boleh gelak sakan dalam kelas..hahaha
koko?..aku tak suke ceramah jela..aa..pernah2..hahah..
lepak r diam2 dalam kelas..tutup kipas..ahaha...kelas aku tingkat 2 :)
tp kalau SUKAN mmg aku tak escape lah..hahah..
silap besar lah..time ni la nk tunjuk sapa HAZIM HANIF aka FRODO sbenarnya..
hehe.. :)

BERAPA KALI ANDA KE KANTIN ?

mm..rehat...n malam lah...
tp kantin murah weh..haha..serious mak cik tu baik gila..kadang2 borak2 jugak dengan dia..
:)

KENANGAN MANIS ?
wahaha...bnyak weh..aku xtau nak cerita part mana...tp benda tu sume time form 5 lah baru best!..
bnyk sgt lah..hahaha...

KENANGAN PAHIT ?
okay..hhahah..aku fail addmath first time seumur idop aku fail subject..pergghhh..tu pun sebab time tu ujian kuar tajuk ape tah..tajuk tu aku tak belajar sebab bengkel tu aku tak pegi..aku pegi tournament rugby SM teknik ampangan 10's...ni mase f4..
n satu lagi..ni f5 pulak..ahaha..
aku patah tulang clavicle bahu kiri aku time frenly 3 penjuru (saser,tentera,smap labu)..
sumpah sakit gila gila weh..time tu member tanggalkan baju aku..aku gigit baju tu smbil tahan sakit sampai game tu abis sampai aku titis la jugak air mata ni sakit gila..huh..
n HANCUR lah harapan aku utk jadi scrumhalf negeri sembilan main peringkat kebangsaan..sbb aku mmg target main kebangsaan tahun ni..boleh..aku tau..boleh..coach2 skolah lain pun dah kenal aku...pehhh...tapi hancur mcm tu jelah impian aku..aku tengok je bai bai... (patah tu 2 minggu sbelum tournament negeri under-18)
:(

SEKIRANYA ANDA IALAH KU / TKU ?

tadahal lah..u play by my rules ;)
just jadi diri sendiri sudah la..jgn nak hipokrit sudah..
buat rilek sudah...aslkan..jgn kantoi dengan cikgu..ahaha
btw aku pernah jadi pengawas dulu dan aku x hipokrit..

BERAPA KERAP ANDA OUTING ? DAN KEMANA ?

outing..haha..tu penting tu kt saser..kalau tak boleh mati.hahaha..
kalau ada peluang je outing lah..boleh lawan main dota dgn kelas kelas lain.hehe :)
mule msti pg CC..pastu tgk r...terminal one ke..jusco ke..lalala

SOALAN SIMPLE, PERNAH FLY ?

jujur r kan..haha..
aku pernah fly.. (jgn usha slack ye)..
ye..aku bdk fly..tp xpernah kantoi sbb ada member yg setia kawan :)
dan jgn tanya berapa kali sbb aku tak pernah kire..hahaha
:)

IF EVER THE TIME MACHINE EXIST, WHAT DO U WISH U CAN CHANGE DURING UR PERIOD OF TIME IN SASER ?

ohh tidak..ni sume dah sngt2 sgt2 okay dah ni..ALLAH mmg sudah aturkan perjalanan hidup aku kt saser tu cantik je..aku bersyukur sgt sekarang ni..ALHAMDULILLAH :)

PERNAH SAKIT ?
mesti lah pernah..come on lah..ape punya soalan lah ni..hahah
demam seminggu time trial spm..tu antara sakit paling tensyen..aku xtau aku jawb apa utk bio bm n mat..hahah

PUAS HATI DGN LAYANAN DAN MAKANAN DM ?
boleh lah..ada akak dm tu aku selalu gurau dgn dia..baik r dia..layan je lawak2 kitorang ni..
aku bnyk gak makan dm sbb lama2 jadi cm sedap..hahaha

APA YG BEST KAT BILIK TV ?

ada carrom..boleh main carrom..ada ASTRO..tp xd HBO :( hahaha
layan bola..rugby..n cite best best..
late night movie lah best...hehe

ANDA RASA ANDA HOT DI SASER ?

hahaha..aku biasa2 je....ketua dorm je,,apa yg hot..hahaha
Tp semua orang kenal lah FRODO tu sapa :)

SUKA DGN TEMPAT DUDUK ANDA DI KELAS / LAB / DEWAN ?
aku suka je...kelas epsilon..kelas no 1 saser..ehehe :)
sebelah aku apek..dia pandai..slalu mintak dia ajar aku..haha..
belakang aku GE n puchong..haha..keje gelak jela kitorang ni..hehe..
dkt lab aku happy sbb aku mmg duduk depan dekat lab sbb aku taknak mengntuk..sbb kalau mengantuk nnti ada orang mengamuk..taknak taknak...hahah..
dekat dewan..tak kisah la..janji kene kipas kalau aircond tak bukak.haha
tp selalunya belakang r..haha

BERAPA KALI PARENTS ANDA MELAWAT ANDA PD HUJUNG MINGGU ?

dalam 2 tahun tu ada r dalam 8 cmtu kot..aku tak suruh parents aku datang sbb jauh kan..
dorang pn dah tua tak larat..aku xnk susah2 kan parents aku just sebab aku..
tp tiap2 hujung minggu aku akan CALL utk tanya khabar..itu mmg WAJIB..
:)

SELALU MENANGIS ?
nangis..haha..tak lelaki r kalau SELALU..tp aku pernah r...sbb time tu aku teringatkan sesuatu perkara tu..
perkara yg membuatkan aku insaf..hurm

MENYESAL MASUK SASER ?
serious tak tak tak..hahah...aku bersyukur ALLAH letakkan aku di saser bumi legenda..ahaha..
walaupun environment yg tertekan dan jadual yg padat gila..saser ttp mengajar aku bnyk benda..
bnyk sgt yg diajar...dan aku benci pengetua...korang jgn tanya sebab apa..aku benci dia..dah fullstop..
hahahaha :)

selesai sudah tag aku
sesape yg baca ni aku tag korang sume!!!
dah buat sila la inform aku
bole aku komen2...hehehe

It is MAY :)

Assalamualaikum n hello everybody..
tonight is quite a booooring night..huh..
juz a couple of hours ago..my dad n my bro said ..

"hazim,ni macam mana nk tgk hikayat merong mahwangsa ni dkt sini?"

-nak tgk cite tu ke kt sini?..kt astro first?..-

"a'ah...kenapa?"

-takla...ala abah,..download je pun boleh..nnt burn kita tgk kt sini-

"owh dah ada ke kt dalam internet..aa..boleh2...tak payah nk bayar "

-ok..nanti hazim download n burn-

btw.ItS hikayat merong mahawangsa okay..

btw.. its hikayat merong mahawangsa okay..

not hikayat PUTERA SHAZLAN..hahaha ;)

so..yeah..finally i got something to do..
yup..I already downloaded the movie..now currently converting the .rmvb file to dvd file
so that it can be burn into a dvd movie..mmm..after that..i dunno what to do..
ahaha...so sienz la.. :)

after tic tac toe around the facebookk...
suddenly i stumbled upon this video..haha
i watched it back in saser i think..
yeah..in my junior's mp4...rezza's mp4..hahah

AN ITALIAN MAN WHO GOES TO MALTA :)

this video really makes me smile :)

HAHA..

yeah..before i forget..
i wanna say a huge thanks to Fairus Abd Manaf for introducing me to this song.
Jessie J-Price Tag...haha..its a fun,catchy n happening song..i looiikee..haha
and also a huge thanks to Siti Zafirah for introducing me to Maddi Jane :)
and yeah..she's so CUTE n her voice really great..

seriously CUTE..haha.. :)

now everybody busy about matriculation,upu,n scholarship..
ok...for matrix..i got Selangor Matriculation College at Banting..
maybe i wont go there because i really dont wanna go to matrix..
so..i'll be waiting for my MARA scholarship application status..
hopefully MARA will accept me as its scholar n enroll me at INTEC UiTM..
just like i said in the essay..I really depend on this scholarship..huh..
please..ya Allah..InsyaAllah..i will get it..AMIN :)

as for UPU..i really hoping that i will get ASASI SAINS FIZIKAL UM..
its easy for me to make my choice..
insyaAllah..

i found this site.. ENGINEERING HUMOUR ..haha
that site got so many engineer jokes..haha..
quite funny LOL.. :)

and this is it :

Software Engineer

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"
The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

NICE ONE :)

JUST STONG BEAVER! :)

ok..roger n out